Just like a "Drive Now, Pay Later" car sales event, you can ALSO Cry Now, Cry Later!! Yes, theydies and gentlethems, it's true! It applies to far more than just automobiles! For the low, low cost of just your own self esteem, you too can weep at any time! At work? Sitting on the subway? Meeting your partner's family for the first time? Those are all times where you can be crying! Remind yourself, and others, of this incredible opportunity by wearing this shirt.