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Punchy Kitty

Punchy Kitty

Regular price $10
Regular price Sale price $10
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This is a keychain but, legally, it is a weapon. You can put your fingers through the cat’s eyes and defend yourself if you need to. It’s much easier than walking with keys between your fingers. We sell this because we believe in keeping ourselves safe. Stay sexy and, you know, don't get murdered.

Please check your state and local laws before purchasing. We cannot be held liable for any reason. As part of Bad News Wares Terms of Service, it is up to you, dear friend, to determine what laws apply to you and to determine your local jurisdiction’s laws regarding the items you want to order. These are lightweight hard plastic and considered plastic knuckles. Click here to see if your state allows plastic knuckles.

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