We love San Junipero, that episode of Black Mirror where the girls fall in love? Its 80s, its gay, it makes us cry... This scrunchie has those futuristic, but still 80s, vibes that we adore. We cannot guarantee that you will get a sweet forever wife when you wear this scrunchie in your hair, but at least you'll look adorable.
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This Detoxifying Charcoal Soak is perfect. Who doesn't have some toxins that they need to get rid of? These bath soaks are made with magnesium sulfate, sodium bicarbonate, activated charcoal, and eucalyptus leaf and oil. Just add half of the jar to running water and soak for 15-30 minutes. Rinse off after your bath, and maybe have a glass of wine to restore some of those toxins.
Fasten this necklace to your head support piece and then live your best life. These ones are cute and kind of look like you might know what the planets are doing to people emotions right now. Just do not put this on, cut your own hair into microbangs, and then blame us when you don’t look like Grimes.
These necklaces are chokers with lil moons and stars on them. The chain is made of zinc alloy. Below that hangs a pendant of either genuine rose quartz, genuine lapis lazuli, or genuine opalite.
Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.
This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".
This is a keychain but, legally, it is a weapon. You can put your fingers through the cat’s eyes and defend yourself if you need to. It’s much easier than walking with keys between your fingers. We sell this because we believe in keeping ourselves safe. Stay sexy and, you know, don't get murdered.
Please check your state and local laws before purchasing. We cannot be held liable for any reason. As part of Bad News Wares Terms of Service, it is up to you, dear friend, to determine what laws apply to you and to determine your local jurisdiction’s laws regarding the items you want to order. These are lightweight hard plastic and considered plastic knuckles.Click here to see if your state allows plastic knuckles.