Accessories

Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag

Emotional Baggage Bag

Regular price $30 Free returns and exchanges!
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Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

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Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack
Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack
Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack

Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack

Regular price $18 Sale price $15 Free returns and exchanges!
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Tired of balancing your drink on top of your phone, which is on top of your pack of cigarettes? Us too! So, we made a fanny pack for literally just that. Wear this bright pink fanny pack out so that you can have your hands free for more important stuff.

This is a polyester fanny pack with two zippered pouches. The buckled waistband adjusts from 16" to 49". The fanny pack is 5.5" x 7" x 2" which is perfect for holding your phone, wallet, masks, keys, and other necessities. 

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Punchy Kitty
Punchy Kitty
Punchy Kitty
Punchy Kitty
Punchy Kitty
Punchy Kitty

Punchy Kitty

Regular price $10 Free returns and exchanges!
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This is a keychain but, legally, it is a weapon. You can put your fingers through the cat’s eyes and defend yourself if you need to. It’s much easier than walking with keys between your fingers. We sell this because we believe in keeping ourselves safe. Stay sexy and, you know, don't get murdered.

Please check your state and local laws before purchasing. We cannot be held liable for any reason. As part of Bad News Wares Terms of Service, it is up to you, dear friend, to determine what laws apply to you and to determine your local jurisdiction’s laws regarding the items you want to order. These are lightweight hard plastic and considered plastic knuckles. Click here to see if your state allows plastic knuckles.

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UFO Earrings
UFO Earrings
UFO Earrings

UFO Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
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Out of this world! 

These earrings are mirrored holographic ufos, with a translucent neon acrylic tractor beam. Post fasteners connect these eye catching, cow catching, lightweight space boiz to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

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Heart Shaped Sunglasses
Heart Shaped Sunglasses
Heart Shaped Sunglasses
Heart Shaped Sunglasses
Heart Shaped Sunglasses

Heart Shaped Sunglasses

Regular price $15 Free returns and exchanges!
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Guys, they’re heart shaped sunglasses. I don’t know what else to say to you.

These bold glasses are the perfect summer accessory. Slap them onto your face and enjoy either a classic black lens, or some pretty in pink rose colored glasses.

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Smolder Earrings
Smolder Earrings

Smolder Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
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Come on baby, light my fire.

These earrings are mirrored holographic flames, lightweight, and flawless.

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy

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Homosexual Tendencies Stickers
Homosexual Tendencies Stickers
Homosexual Tendencies Stickers

Homosexual Tendencies Stickers

Regular price $1 Free returns and exchanges!
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Have you seen This Is Spinal Tap? And the part where they write down the dimensions for Stonehenge? And they do " and not ' and it's way too small? We kind of did that here.

These stickers are delightful and clear and queer, just small. These will look dope on your phone case or lighter. 

1" by 2", clear backing stickers.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Dumb Bitch Juice Sticker
Dumb Bitch Juice Sticker
Dumb Bitch Juice Sticker

Dumb Bitch Juice Sticker

Regular price $3 Free returns and exchanges!
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This business was born out of Dumb Bitch Juice. We positively guzzle it.

They’re holographic, and 2” x 3”.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Sticker Pack

Sticker Pack

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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Get one of each of our six stickers INCLUDING a large Homosexual Tendencies sticker that you can't get ~anywhere else~

Pack includes One Left, Switchblade Sisters, Barbie Dream Dumpster, Queer Witch, Dumb Bitch Juice, and our large Homosexual Tendencies stickers.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a nice little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Dream Dumpster Sticker

Dream Dumpster Sticker

Regular price $3 Free returns and exchanges!
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Barbie is moving up in the 2020 world and dreaming of a dumpster. But in this economy? I think not.

The stickers are about 3” by 2" and they’re holographic!

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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One Left Stickers
One Left Stickers

One Left Stickers

Regular price $3 Free returns and exchanges!
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These kiss cut stickers let people know you truly only have one left (and that you’re not wasting it on grammar.)

3” x 2.75”

Designed by Personal Hell.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Flower Socks
Flower Socks
Flower Socks
Flower Socks
Flower Socks
Flower Socks
Flower Socks

Flower Socks

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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These embroidered flower socks are so dope. Let them peek out of whatever pair of shoes you're wearing for added flair! Or just wear them with your sandals. Why the hell not?

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Crystal Necklace
Crystal Necklace
Crystal Necklace
Crystal Necklace

Crystal Necklace

Regular price $16 Sale price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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Fasten this necklace to your head support piece and then live your best life. These ones are cute and kind of look like you might know what the planets are doing to people emotions right now. Just do not put this on, cut your own hair into microbangs, and then blame us when you don’t look like Grimes.

These necklaces are chokers with lil moons and stars on them. The chain is made of zinc alloy. Below that hangs a pendant of either genuine rose quartz, genuine lapis lazuli, or genuine opalite.

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Smiley Face Earrings
Smiley Face Earrings

Smiley Face Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
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These earrings are lightweight smiley faces that look like they've been microwaved. Post fasteners connect these eye catching earrings to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

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Queer Witch Sticker
Queer Witch Sticker
Queer Witch Sticker

Queer Witch Sticker

Regular price $3 Free returns and exchanges!
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I'm a queer witch destroying america. Wanna join?

The stickers are about 3” by 2.5" 

Designed by atenderwitch.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Welcome to the Apocalypse Pin
Welcome to the Apocalypse Pin

Welcome to the Apocalypse Pin

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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Welcome to the apocalypse! Wish you were here. Xoxo

This enamel 1.5" pin screams 'I'm Coping!' with its bright colors and double pronged back. 

Designed by Maria Filar.

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Holographic Scrunchie
Holographic Scrunchie

Holographic Scrunchie

Regular price $5 Free returns and exchanges!
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We love San Junipero, that episode of Black Mirror where the girls fall in love? Its 80s, its gay, it makes us cry... This scrunchie has those futuristic, but still 80s, vibes that we adore. We cannot guarantee that you will get a sweet forever wife when you wear this scrunchie in your hair, but at least you'll look adorable. 

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Switchblade Sisters Sticker
Switchblade Sisters Sticker
Switchblade Sisters Sticker

Switchblade Sisters Sticker

Regular price $3 Free returns and exchanges!
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This one is for your sisters (not just cisters) born by blood or blade. We stand with you, and we will keep you safe.

The stickers are sweet 3” circles.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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Knife Earrings
Knife Earrings
Knife Earrings

Knife Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
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Chop, chop! These earrings are mirrored holographic chef knives. Post fasteners connect these eye catching earrings to your ears. These earrings are, truly, large. They're almost exactly 5 inches tall.

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

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Safe and Legal Abortion Pin
Safe and Legal Abortion Pin
Safe and Legal Abortion Pin

Safe and Legal Abortion Pin

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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Keep Abortion Safe and Legal.

This enamel 1" pin is adorable, and it's critical information to share.

Designed by Jini & Tonic

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Naked Lady Socks

Naked Lady Socks

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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Cover your filthy ankles with these socks that have naked bodies on them!
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Rainbow Socks
Rainbow Socks

Rainbow Socks

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
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We love these simple rainbow socks. Grab a pair for yourself, and some more for your homies.

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Giant Dream Dumpster Bumper Sticker

Giant Dream Dumpster Bumper Sticker

Regular price $20 Free returns and exchanges!
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You guys loved our Barbie Dream Dumpster sticker so much, you kept putting it on your cars and bikes! We made it easy for you and made this FOOT LONG holographic bumper sticker 💖

This sticker is 12” long and 8” tall. It’s vinyl. It’s shiny. And it’s weatherproof.

*La Croix for scale. It does not come with a La Croix. They’re carbonated and do not ship well. 

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iPad Stickers
iPad Stickers
iPad Stickers

iPad Stickers

Regular price $3 Sale price $1 Free returns and exchanges!
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It’s an iPad! Do you get it?

Design by Frances Braswell

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

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