Bestsellers

Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie
Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Regular price $48 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Cart
Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag

Emotional Baggage Bag

Regular price $30 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Cart
Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie
Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Regular price $48 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie.

Designed by Maria Filar.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

Cart
UFO Earrings
UFO Earrings

UFO Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Out of this world! 

These earrings are mirrored holographic ufos, with a translucent neon acrylic tractor beam. Post fasteners connect these eye catching, cow catching, lightweight space boiz to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

Cart
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Regular price $38 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Carpet munching, going down, eating out, whatever you want to call it, you are 69% more likely to engage in pussy licking activities if you wear this sweatshirt.

This ultra soft, navy, crew neck sweatshirt is just your dream come true.

Designed by kindredxhellbound.

Cart
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

Cart
Sticker Pack

Sticker Pack

Regular price $12 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Get one of each of our six stickers INCLUDING a large Homosexual Tendencies sticker that you can't get ~anywhere else~

Pack includes One Left, Switchblade Sisters, Barbie Dream Dumpster, Queer Witch, Dumb Bitch Juice, and our large Homosexual Tendencies stickers.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a nice little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Cart
Fistfight God Shirt
Fistfight God Shirt

Fistfight God Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design. 

*Preorders ship mid October.

Cart
Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt
Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt

Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
/

Save a life! Have an abortion.

100% of the proceeds from this shirt go directly to the National Network of Abortion Funds. The NNAF provides resources to local pro-choice organizations to fund abortions, provide rides to clinics, and work to ultimately remove the barriers to abortion access.

Abortion is health care. End the stigma.

Design by Peach Fuzz

*Preorder ship early October

Cart