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Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie
Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Regular price $48 Sale price $39 Free returns and exchanges!
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Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

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Fistfight God Shirt
Fistfight God Shirt

Fistfight God Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design.

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Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

PREORDERS SHIP MID TO LATE JULY. We will update you when they arrive and ship!

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Homosexual Tendencies Shirt
Homosexual Tendencies Shirt
Homosexual Tendencies Shirt

Homosexual Tendencies Shirt

Regular price $28 Sale price $24 Free returns and exchanges!
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Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We want to be on the right side of reclaiming this, of being proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company. Wanna join us in being proud, flaming homosexuals?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts. We did immediately cut one into a crop when they came in, and we simply adore it all DIY cut up.

PREORDER SIZES WILL SHIP EARLY TO MID JULY! WE WILL EMAIL YOU AS SOON AS THEY SHIP OUT TO YOU!

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Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag
Emotional Baggage Bag

Emotional Baggage Bag

Regular price $30 Free returns and exchanges!
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Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

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Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie
Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Regular price $48 Free returns and exchanges!
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Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie.

Designed by Maria Filar.

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Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt

Speak Out Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Tongues are for speaking out, not licking boots.

Designed by puppyteeth.

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PREORDER UFO Earrings
PREORDER UFO Earrings
PREORDER UFO Earrings

PREORDER UFO Earrings

Regular price $14 Free returns and exchanges!
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Out of this world! 

These earrings are mirrored holographic ufos, with a translucent neon acrylic tractor beam. Post fasteners connect these eye catching, cow catching, lightweight space boiz to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

PREORDERS SHIP BY JULY 1st

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Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Regular price $38 Free returns and exchanges!
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Carpet munching, going down, eating out, whatever you want to call it, you are 69% more likely to engage in pussy licking activities if you wear this sweatshirt.

This ultra soft, navy, crew neck sweatshirt is just your dream come true.

Designed by kindredxhellbound.

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Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack
Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack
Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack

Phone and Cigarettes Fanny Pack

Regular price $18 Sale price $15 Free returns and exchanges!
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Tired of balancing your drink on top of your phone, which is on top of your pack of cigarettes? Us too! So, we made a fanny pack for literally just that. Wear this bright pink fanny pack out so that you can have your hands free for more important stuff.

This is a polyester fanny pack with two zippered pouches. The buckled waistband adjusts from 16" to 49". The fanny pack is 5.5" x 7" x 2" which is perfect for holding your phone, wallet, masks, keys, and other necessities. 

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Cry Now, Cry Later Ringer Shirt
Cry Now, Cry Later Ringer Shirt

Cry Now, Cry Later Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Just like a "Drive Now, Pay Later" car sales event, you can ALSO Cry Now, Cry Later!! Yes, theydies and gentlethems, it's true! It applies to far more than just automobiles! For the low, low cost of just your own self esteem, you too can weep at any time! At work? Sitting on the subway? Meeting your partner's family for the first time? Those are all times where you can be crying! Remind yourself, and others, of this incredible opportunity by wearing this shirt.

Designed by Bobby Pins Co

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