Products

 It ain't easy being  sleazy... but I manage.

Designed by LinerPoster

Not sure what your friend or weird cousin wants? Let them pick! All gift cards are totally digital and never expire so they can't hurt the planet or your feelings. Add whatever amount you want to your cart, check out, and we will send you a lovely little code for them to use whenever!

Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

Head in the clouds? Then these earrings are for you. These little guys are super light clouds, each with one single rain drop.

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

Fasten this necklace to your head support piece and then live your best life. These ones are cute and kind of look like you might know what the planets are doing to people emotions right now. Just do not put this on, cut your own hair into microbangs, and then blame us when you don’t look like Grimes.

These necklaces are chokers with lil moons and stars on them. The chain is made of zinc alloy. Below that hangs a pendant of either genuine rose quartz, genuine lapis lazuli, or genuine opalite.

Sorry, I can't hear you! I'm dissociating.

Desperately trying to carry on a conversation but your brain is free range astral projecting? Let people know you are not being rude with our Dissociating Tee. 

Design by planet.bridget

 

Barbie is moving up in the 2020 world and dreaming of a dumpster. But in this economy? I think not.

The stickers are about 3” by 2" and they’re holographic!

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

This business was born out of Dumb Bitch Juice. We positively guzzle it.

They’re holographic, and 2” x 3”.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Remember Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt? Back in 2002? For 2020, we've redesigned it to normalize inclusivity.

TW: Abusive Relationships

We made this shirt because we have watched many people in our lives suffer through abusive relationships, and have been through abuse ourselves. Abuse comes in many forms. Attached here is a link to the Power and Control Wheel, a resource that helps identify some of the behaviors that exist in toxic relationships.We know that it is not often as easy as, "Dump Him," or "Dump Them," due to finances, children, threats, and a myriad of other complications. The National Domestic Violence Hotline offers help to plan a safe exit here. If you need to talk to someone, you can talk online to a trained advocate here.

These are screen printed on 100% preshrunk cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus, inspired by the Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt.

"Are you a top or a bottom?" ... "My therapist says I'm dysfunctional in any role."

This ringer shirt is 100% cotton and made in the USA.

Design by puppyteeth.

 

Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Ride this bummer forever! It's time to let everyone know that you may be bummed but you're one hell of a ride. 

This heather gray crewneck sweatshirt is super soft, features checkered sleeve prints, and is 100% cotton!

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

 

Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design. 

***Preorders ship early to mid February. Thank you for being patient and understanding as we face supply chain issues!

These embroidered flower socks are so dope. Let them peek out of whatever pair of shoes you're wearing for added flair! Or just wear them with your sandals. Why the hell not?

Here's to the hesitant celebration of 2021: What Fresh Hell Is This?

This super soft Tee comes in Black with a slightly distressed campaign style slogan in 90s Taco Bell colors.

Design by pinkyrhombus.

You guys loved our Barbie Dream Dumpster sticker so much, you kept putting it on your cars and bikes! We made it easy for you and made this FOOT LONG holographic bumper sticker 💖

This sticker is 12” long and 8” tall. It’s vinyl. It’s shiny. And it’s weatherproof.

*La Croix for scale. It does not come with a La Croix. They’re carbonated and do not ship well. 

Honestly, we just love girls. We're releasing this in honor of International Women's Day and want to use this moment to remind you that if your feminism isn’t intersectional, then it is worthless. Not all inequality is equal! And guess what! Transwomen are women! If you do not agree with that statement, then we don't want your money.

Here's to ALL of the girls.

Designed by pinkyrhombus

Guys, they’re heart shaped sunglasses. I don’t know what else to say to you.

These bold glasses are the perfect summer accessory. Slap them onto your face and enjoy either a classic black lens, or some pretty in pink rose colored glasses.

We know they aren't hexagonal but that doesn't mean you can't do a hex or two while wearing them.

These burnt orange beauties are a subtle yet rad way to be able to see when the day star is out.

We love San Junipero, that episode of Black Mirror where the girls fall in love? Its 80s, its gay, it makes us cry... This scrunchie has those futuristic, but still 80s, vibes that we adore. We cannot guarantee that you will get a sweet forever wife when you wear this scrunchie in your hair, but at least you'll look adorable. 

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We want to be on the right side of reclaiming this, of being proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company. Wanna join us in being proud, flaming homosexuals?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts. We did immediately cut one into a crop when they came in, and we simply adore it all DIY cut up.

Have you seen This Is Spinal Tap? And the part where they write down the dimensions for Stonehenge? And they do " and not ' and it's way too small? We kind of did that here.

These stickers are delightful and clear and queer, just small. These will look dope on your phone case or lighter. 

1" by 2", clear backing stickers.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

It’s an iPad! Do you get it?

Design by Frances Braswell

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***