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Homosexual Tendencies Shirt
Homosexual Tendencies Shirt
Homosexual Tendencies Shirt

Homosexual Tendencies Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We want to be on the right side of reclaiming this, of being proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company. Wanna join us in being proud, flaming homosexuals?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts. We did immediately cut one into a crop when they came in, and we simply adore it all DIY cut up.

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Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt
Speak Out Shirt

Speak Out Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Tongues are for speaking out, not licking boots.

Designed by puppyteeth.

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Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie
Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Homosexual Tendencies Hoodie

Regular price $48 Free returns and exchanges!
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Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

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Respect//Expect Shirt
Respect//Expect Shirt

Respect//Expect Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Respect my existence, or expect my resistance. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

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Fistfight God Shirt
Fistfight God Shirt

Fistfight God Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design. 

*Preorders ship mid October.

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Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt
Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Bottoms And Tops Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

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My Body, My Choice Shirt
My Body, My Choice Shirt

My Body, My Choice Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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My body, my choice. We're a little sick of saying this, but we will never ever stop saying it. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

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Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie
Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Welcome to the Apocalypse Hoodie

Regular price $48 Free returns and exchanges!
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Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie.

Designed by Maria Filar.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

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Queer Witch Shirt
Queer Witch Shirt
Queer Witch Shirt

Queer Witch Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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As we approach the most important election of our lifetime, we are proud to be queer witches who are using their power to upend the system.

We are using all of our energy to make this world a better, safer place-but first we must destroy all of the hatred, the violence, the prejudice, the anger. Then we can rebuild.

"I'm a queer witch destroying america," design by @atenderwitch

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Dump Them Shirt
Dump Them Shirt
Dump Them Shirt
Dump Them Shirt

Dump Them Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Remember Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt? Back in 2002? For 2020, we've redesigned it to normalize inclusivity.

TW: Abusive Relationships

We made this shirt because we have watched many people in our lives suffer through abusive relationships, and have been through abuse ourselves. Abuse comes in many forms. Attached here is a link to the Power and Control Wheel, a resource that helps identify some of the behaviors that exist in toxic relationships.We know that it is not often as easy as, "Dump Him," or "Dump Them," due to finances, children, threats, and a myriad of other complications. The National Domestic Violence Hotline offers help to plan a safe exit here. If you need to talk to someone, you can talk online to a trained advocate here.

These are screen printed on 100% preshrunk cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus, inspired by the Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt.

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Thunder Sweatshirt
Thunder Sweatshirt

Thunder Sweatshirt

Regular price $44 Free returns and exchanges!
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Thunder only happens when it rains, but you can cozy up in this crew neck sweatshirt anytime.

This ultra soft crew neck sweatshirt comes printed on in a light gray. The sleeve prints make it an instant classic.

Designed by Personal Hell.

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Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt
Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Stay Home, Eat Out Sweatshirt

Regular price $38 Free returns and exchanges!
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Carpet munching, going down, eating out, whatever you want to call it, you are 69% more likely to engage in pussy licking activities if you wear this sweatshirt.

This ultra soft, navy, crew neck sweatshirt is just your dream come true.

Designed by kindredxhellbound.

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One Left Shirt
One Left Shirt
One Left Shirt

One Left Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Sorry, but Iv'e only got one left.

And, yes, I know it is supposed to be I've. I'm not wasting my last one on grammar.

Designed by Personal Hell.

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Trauma Queen Shirt
Trauma Queen Shirt

Trauma Queen Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Be the ruler of all you survey! Lock those spicy PTSD memories up in the tallest tower in the castle, plaster on a smile and think of something else- for you are the Trauma Queen. 

Designed by planet.bridget.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

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Girls Girls Girls Ringer Shirt
Girls Girls Girls Ringer Shirt

Girls Girls Girls Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Honestly, we just love girls. We're releasing this in honor of International Women's Day and want to use this moment to remind you that if your feminism isn’t intersectional, then it is worthless. Not all inequality is equal! And guess what! Transwomen are women! If you do not agree with that statement, then we don't want your money.

Here's to ALL of the girls.

Designed by pinkyrhombus

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Try Outer Space Shirt
Try Outer Space Shirt

Try Outer Space Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Earth got you down? Try outer space!

  • No AIR
  • No SOUNDS
  • FULL OF STARS!

Emigrate NOW! Call 1-800-GOODBYE. Show this flyer to get sucker punched before you go.

Designed by LinerPoster.

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Fresh Hell Shirt
Fresh Hell Shirt

Fresh Hell Shirt

Regular price $28 Sale price $20 Free returns and exchanges!
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Here's to the hesitant celebration of 2021: What Fresh Hell Is This?

This super soft Tee comes in Black with a slightly distressed campaign style slogan in 90s Taco Bell colors.

Design by pinkyrhombus.

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My Best/My Worst Shirt
My Best/My Worst Shirt

My Best/My Worst Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Can't handle me at my worst? Boy HOWDY, are you in for a medium good time when I cycle back around to my best.

Design by linerposter

 

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Endless Bummer Sweatshirt
Endless Bummer Sweatshirt

Endless Bummer Sweatshirt

Regular price $44 Sale price $35 Free returns and exchanges!
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Ride this bummer forever! It's time to let everyone know that you may be bummed but you're one hell of a ride. 

This heather gray crewneck sweatshirt is super soft, features checkered sleeve prints, and is 100% cotton!

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

 

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Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt
Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt

Save a Life! Have An Abortion Charity Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Save a life! Have an abortion.

100% of the proceeds from this shirt go directly to the National Network of Abortion Funds. The NNAF provides resources to local pro-choice organizations to fund abortions, provide rides to clinics, and work to ultimately remove the barriers to abortion access.

Abortion is health care. End the stigma.

Design by Peach Fuzz

*Preorder ship early October

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Dissociating Shirt
Dissociating Shirt

Dissociating Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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Sorry, I can't hear you! I'm dissociating.

Desperately trying to carry on a conversation but your brain is free range astral projecting? Let people know you are not being rude with our Dissociating Tee. 

Design by planet.bridget

 

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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Shirt
Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Shirt

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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It's true! If you sign up NOW to play stupid games, you will also WIN stupid prizes! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Design by Maria Filar.

 

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Dysfunctional in Any Role Ringer Shirt
Dysfunctional in Any Role Ringer Shirt

Dysfunctional in Any Role Ringer Shirt

Regular price $28 Free returns and exchanges!
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"Are you a top or a bottom?" ... "My therapist says I'm dysfunctional in any role."

This ringer shirt is 100% cotton and made in the USA.

Design by puppyteeth.

 

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