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My body, my choice. We're a little sick of saying this, but we will never ever stop saying it. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Save a life! Have an abortion.

100% of the proceeds from this shirt go directly to the National Network of Abortion Funds. The NNAF provides resources to local pro-choice organizations to fund abortions, provide rides to clinics, and work to ultimately remove the barriers to abortion access.

Abortion is health care. End the stigma.

PREORDERS ARE EXPECTED TO SHIP BY JUNE 7th AT THE LATEST! WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!

Design by Peach Fuzz

It felt really appropriate for Bad News Wares to have this Bad News design, so, uh, we got it! Let everyone know that you're bad news, too.

Designed by Dr. Wolfenberegen.

I'm running this shirt as a preorder, which means your shirt will ship out to you mid March!

This is a blended shirt, 90% cotton and 10% polyester for that soft, soft, sinfully blended fabric feel. (Please see Leviticus 19:19 for context.)

Each shirt is handprinted locally so please allow for the tiniest bit of variance between garments.

The Lovers Tarot Card, but queer and delightfully bright.

Designed just for Bad News Wares by Planet Bridget 

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We want to be on the right side of reclaiming this, of being proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company. Wanna join us in being proud, flaming homosexuals?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts. We did immediately cut one into a crop when they came in, and we simply adore it all DIY cut up.

Tongues are for speaking out, not licking boots.

Designed by puppyteeth.

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Respect my existence, or expect my resistance. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design.

PREORDERS SHIP BY JUNE 15th AT THE LATEST. WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!

Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

I know, personally, that the people I have chosen to surround myself with and call family have gotten me through some dark times. This is for them, and for making sure everyone knows that you can chose your family. 

They say “blood is thicker than water,” but that’s not the whole phrase: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” The people we form bonds with, the people we choose, those connections mean far more than the arbitrary fact that you were birthed by someone you had no choice in being connected to. You deserve respect, happiness, and support, and if your assigned family can’t provide these things, please know that you can find people who do unconditionally love you.

This pin is 1.2” and has a rubber backing.

Designed by Gaypin'

Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

This is a keychain but, legally, it is a weapon. You can put your fingers through the cat’s eyes and defend yourself if you need to. It’s much easier than walking with keys between your fingers. We sell this because we believe in keeping ourselves safe. Stay sexy and, you know, don't get murdered.

Please check your state and local laws before purchasing. We cannot be held liable for any reason. As part of Bad News Wares Terms of Service, it is up to you, dear friend, to determine what laws apply to you and to determine your local jurisdiction’s laws regarding the items you want to order. These are lightweight hard plastic and considered plastic knuckles. Click here to see if your state allows plastic knuckles.

Get one of each of our six stickers INCLUDING a large Homosexual Tendencies sticker that you can't get ~anywhere else~

Pack includes One Left, Switchblade Sisters, Barbie Dream Dumpster, Queer Witch, Dumb Bitch Juice, and our large Homosexual Tendencies stickers.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a nice little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Have you seen This Is Spinal Tap? And the part where they write down the dimensions for Stonehenge? And they do " and not ' and it's way too small? We kind of did that here.

These stickers are delightful and clear and queer, just small. These will look dope on your phone case or lighter. 

1" by 2", clear backing stickers.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

This business was born out of Dumb Bitch Juice. We positively guzzle it.

They’re holographic, and 2” x 3”.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie.

Designed by Maria Filar.

Out of this world! 

These earrings are mirrored holographic ufos, with a translucent neon acrylic tractor beam. Post fasteners connect these eye catching, cow catching, lightweight space boiz to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

Barbie is moving up in the 2020 world and dreaming of a dumpster. But in this economy? I think not.

The stickers are about 3” by 2" and they’re holographic!

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Remember Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt? Back in 2002? For 2020, we've redesigned it to normalize inclusivity.

TW: Abusive Relationships

We made this shirt because we have watched many people in our lives suffer through abusive relationships, and have been through abuse ourselves. Abuse comes in many forms. Attached here is a link to the Power and Control Wheel, a resource that helps identify some of the behaviors that exist in toxic relationships.We know that it is not often as easy as, "Dump Him," or "Dump Them," due to finances, children, threats, and a myriad of other complications. The National Domestic Violence Hotline offers help to plan a safe exit here. If you need to talk to someone, you can talk online to a trained advocate here.

These are screen printed on 100% preshrunk cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus, inspired by the Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt.

These kiss cut stickers let people know you truly only have one left (and that you’re not wasting it on grammar.)

3” x 2.75”

Designed by Personal Hell.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a lovely little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

As we approach the most important election of our lifetime, we are proud to be queer witches who are using their power to upend the system.

We are using all of our energy to make this world a better, safer place-but first we must destroy all of the hatred, the violence, the prejudice, the anger. Then we can rebuild.

"I'm a queer witch destroying america," design by @atenderwitch. 

Thunder only happens when it rains, but you can cozy up in this crew neck sweatshirt anytime.

This ultra soft crew neck sweatshirt comes printed on in a light gray. The sleeve prints make it an instant classic.

Designed by Personal Hell.