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Save a life! Have an abortion.

100% of the proceeds from this shirt go directly to the National Network of Abortion Funds. The NNAF provides resources to local pro-choice organizations to fund abortions, provide rides to clinics, and work to ultimately remove the barriers to abortion access.

Abortion is health care. End the stigma.

Design by Peach Fuzz

*Preorder ship early October

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We want to be on the right side of reclaiming this, of being proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company. Wanna join us in being proud, flaming homosexuals?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts. We did immediately cut one into a crop when they came in, and we simply adore it all DIY cut up.

It's true! If you sign up NOW to play stupid games, you will also WIN stupid prizes! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Design by Maria Filar.

"Are you a top or a bottom?" ... "My therapist says I'm dysfunctional in any role."

This ringer shirt is 100% cotton and made in the USA.

Design by puppyteeth.

Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops.

I mean, just read the shirt.

These shirts are hand screen printed locally on 100% preshrunk, unisex, cotton ringer tees. As they are hand done, each ringer is unique.

*Note! Bad News Wares also recognizes switches, vers, and aces! We just loved this classic rhyme.

Respect my existence, or expect my resistance. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Is there a god? And, if so, should they answer for their crimes? We get it. Throw a few punches in for us. 

This is our new and improved shirt- the softest vintage cut seafoam green shirt with the perfect 90s colored design. 

*Preorders ship mid October.

My body, my choice. We're a little sick of saying this, but we will never ever stop saying it. These are screen printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

Honestly, we just love girls. We're releasing this in honor of International Women's Day and want to use this moment to remind you that if your feminism isn’t intersectional, then it is worthless. Not all inequality is equal! And guess what! Transwomen are women! If you do not agree with that statement, then we don't want your money.

Here's to ALL of the girls.

Designed by pinkyrhombus

Homosexual tendencies was a term used in psychiatry, back when being gay was considered a mental illness. It is still used, often in religion contexts. We are proud of our homosexual tendencies as a queer company, we're reclaiming it, and want you to join us. So, are you ready to go up in flames with us?

Oh, and if you were wondering what our gay agenda is? We just want you to be happy, to feel love, and to know that you are valued.

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie with sick sleeve prints.

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Finally somewhere to keep it all! This canvas bag holds all your junk and is perfect for the beach, the gym, an overnighter, or when you need to just say heck it and run away from it all.

This duffel bag is barrel shaped, made of 12 oz cotton canvas (that just means it is lightweight but durable) and has a little pocket on the front for easy access to your favorite items. The specific dimensions are 9" x 19" x 9".

Designed by pinkyrhombus.

Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!

These are screen printed on a 50/50 cotton and polyester unisex hoodie.

Designed by Maria Filar.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

Thunder only happens when it rains, but you can cozy up in this crew neck sweatshirt anytime.

This ultra soft crew neck sweatshirt comes printed on in a light gray. The sleeve prints make it an instant classic.

Designed by Personal Hell.

Can't handle me at my worst? Boy HOWDY, are you in for a medium good time when I cycle back around to my best.

Design by linerposter

Remember Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt? Back in 2002? For 2020, we've redesigned it to normalize inclusivity.

TW: Abusive Relationships

We made this shirt because we have watched many people in our lives suffer through abusive relationships, and have been through abuse ourselves. Abuse comes in many forms. Attached here is a link to the Power and Control Wheel, a resource that helps identify some of the behaviors that exist in toxic relationships.We know that it is not often as easy as, "Dump Him," or "Dump Them," due to finances, children, threats, and a myriad of other complications. The National Domestic Violence Hotline offers help to plan a safe exit here. If you need to talk to someone, you can talk online to a trained advocate here.

These are screen printed on 100% preshrunk cotton unisex shirts.

Designed by pinkyrhombus, inspired by the Britney Spears' Dump Him shirt.

Tongues are for speaking out, not licking boots.

Designed by puppyteeth.

Out of this world! 

These earrings are mirrored holographic ufos, with a translucent neon acrylic tractor beam. Post fasteners connect these eye catching, cow catching, lightweight space boiz to your ears. 

Earring posts made of 100% metal alloy.

Carpet munching, going down, eating out, whatever you want to call it, you are 69% more likely to engage in pussy licking activities if you wear this sweatshirt.

This ultra soft, navy, crew neck sweatshirt is just your dream come true.

Designed by kindredxhellbound.

Get one of each of our six stickers INCLUDING a large Homosexual Tendencies sticker that you can't get ~anywhere else~

Pack includes One Left, Switchblade Sisters, Barbie Dream Dumpster, Queer Witch, Dumb Bitch Juice, and our large Homosexual Tendencies stickers.

***If you order just patches or stickers we send them to you in a nice little envelope. This is for ease and for the environment!***

Earth got you down? Try outer space!

• No AIR
• No SOUNDS
• FULL OF STARS!

Emigrate NOW! Call 1-800-GOODBYE. Show this flyer to get sucker punched before you go.

Designed by LinerPoster.

Guys, they’re heart shaped sunglasses. I don’t know what else to say to you.

These bold glasses are the perfect summer accessory. Slap them onto your face and enjoy either a classic black lens, or some pretty in pink rose colored glasses.

Be the ruler of all you survey! Lock those spicy PTSD memories up in the tallest tower in the castle, plaster on a smile and think of something else- for you are the Trauma Queen. 

Designed by planet.bridget.

*Preorders ship mid to late September.

Sorry, I can't hear you! I'm dissociating.

Desperately trying to carry on a conversation but your brain is free range astral projecting? Let people know you are not being rude with our Dissociating Tee. 

Design by planet.bridget

These embroidered flower socks are so dope. Let them peek out of whatever pair of shoes you're wearing for added flair! Or just wear them with your sandals. Why the hell not?